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When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
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They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
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Malerie, that’s impossible. Let’s assume the average song runs somewhere around 3 minutes. There’s 1440 minutes in a day; if we were to divide 1440 by 3, we would get 480, meaning you would only be able to listen to that song 480 times a day.

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Malerie, that’s impossible.

Let’s assume the average song runs somewhere around 3 minutes. There’s 1440 minutes in a day; if we were to divide 1440 by 3, we would get 480, meaning you would only be able to listen to that song 480 times a day.